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Random Taglines Archive


A long time ago I found this website with lots of random taglines. Some of them are listed here, the rest are found at the original website. If anyone knows where this was originally, let  me know. Some of them are pretty funny, others are quite outdated. Enjoy!

http://lib.ru/ANEKDOTY/taglines.txt_Piece40.02

Ignorance can be cured.  Stupid is forever.
Illiterate?… Write for free help.
Imagery is All In The Mind.
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
Immoral Majority Charter Member.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
In God we trust.  All others must pay cash.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In case of fire, yell “FIRE!”
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
In the land of the witless, the halfwit is king.
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Individualists of the world, UNITE!
Inertia makes the world go round.
Inferiority complex: conviction by a jury of your fears.
Ingres is not a necessary precursor to Egress.
Innuendo: Italian Suppository.
Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
Insert inevitable trivial witticism of your choice.
Interchangeable parts won’t.
Internal combustion engines are the dinosaurs’ revenge
Interstellar Matter is a Gas
Invisible Systems, Inc. If you don’t see it, we made it.
Iraq won the toss… and elected to receive.
Iraq’s national bird?, “DUCK”
Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.
Is FIDO a dog?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
Is it possible to feel gruntled.
Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to see me?
Is this a machine?  I don’t talk to machines!  [Click]
Is this bullshit or fertilizer?
Is this the right room for an argument?
It ain’t easy being easy.
It all looks the same if you’re not the lead dog.
It depends on which end he tries to light.
It did what?  Well, it’s not supposed to do that.
It is always better to sacrifice your opponent’s men
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It is broke.  It will not work.  It does not go.
It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct
It is not enough to succeed.  Others must fail.
It really bothers me when people cut me o…
It said “Insert disk #3”, but only two will fit!
It works better if you plug it in.
It’s Tekonojikly better!
It’s a Tough Job! ….. So I’d Rather YOU do it.
It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.
It’s an ill wind that gathers no moss.
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
It’s been a business doing pleasure with you.
It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
It’s clever, but is it art?
It’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
It’s easy to apply yourself, just use crazy glue!
It’s easy to be brave from a safe distance.
It’s hard to RTFM when you can’t find the FM..
It’s hard to be serious when you’re naked.
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it.
It’s like Deja Vu all over again…
It’s more than a reader.  It’s a message base manager!
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood
It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
It’s not the principle of the thing, it’s the money
It’s okay to be ugly…but aren’t you overdoing it?
It’s only a hobby … only a hobby … only a
It’s only ones and zeros.
It’s over when the fat lady sits on your face.
It’s smart to pick your friends — but not your nose.
It’s smart to pick your friends, but not to pieces.
It’s smart to pick your friends, but not your nose.
It’s starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It’s true, forgiveness IS easier to get than permission
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim.
Its a JOKE, like the funny kind but different.
Ivan Poorovitch, Russia’s new premier.
Ivo Andric – Yugoslavia’s First Nobel Laureate
JFK: I need this motorcade like a hole in my head!
JOYSTICK:  Peripheral used by consulting adults.
James Bond rules.  00K.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Jeez if you love honkus
Jesus Christ is the answer. Now, what was your question
Jesus Saves!  But Gretzky scores on the rebound.
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Jesus saves, Gretsky steals, he shoots, HE SCORES!
Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
Junior! Quit playing with your floppy.
Junk – stuff we throw away.  Stuff – junk we keep.
Just because you’re STUPID ain’t no excuse.
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you!
Just don’t tell the asylum you saw me here
Just how much leg have I got
Just my two rubber ningis worth.
Just what part of “NO” didn’t you understand…?
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Kamikaze Pilot Wanted: Experienced only need apply.
Karma, Let me guess, The Toyota Factory!
Keep NZ Beautiful….  emigrate.
Keep NZ beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.
Kill them all!  …. Let God sort them out.
Kilroy occupied these coordinates.
Kite fliers keep it up longer.
Kleptomania: take something for it
Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.
Know God…No peace.  No God…Know peace.
Know what I hate?  I hate rhetorical questions!
Knowing Murphy’s Law won’t help either.
LATER……….AS IN MUCH!!
LISP:  To call a spade a thpade.
Land of the Single Entendre…
Laugh and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Laughter: The shortest distance between two people.
Lawyers: The larval form of politicians.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!
Learn to splel, danmit!
Lesser artists borrow. Great artists steal.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it!
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
Let’s split up, we can do more damage that way.
Liberal – a power worshiper without power.
Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.
Life is Roff when yer Stewpid
Life is a sandwich, and it’s always lunchtime
Life is a series of very rude awakenings.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is like a Car-wash and I’m on a bicycle.
Life is only as long as you live it.
Life is serious, but ART is fun!
Life is uncertain…eat dessert first!
Life sucks, but Death swallows!
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Life’s a bitch, and then you marry one.
Life’s a witch, then you fly.
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
Likes and dislikes are among my favorites
Linux, the choice of a GNU generation.
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
Live before you die.
Living poor is best left to those with no money.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
Love is grand.  Divorce is twenty grand.
Love your neighbor but don’t get caught.
M.A.D.D.:  Midgets Against Desk Drawers.

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One response

  1. Hi,

    I’m just getting started with my new blog. Would you want to exchange links on our blog-rolls?

    BTW – I’m up to about 100 visitors per day.

    October 27, 2008 at 1:58 pm

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